Bull Market or Bullshit?

Where is the surge in the Stock Market, predicted by some after the November election and Republican majority in Congress?  Where is the bull market & economic recovery touted by Economists the last six months?

Housing is still in the tank, with another significant downturn looming.  Jobs are week or non-existent.  The global industrial countries credit market is in debt to it's eyebrows.  Gas prices are rising, but oil stocks are falling.  I don't see it, my "Virtual Fund" doesn't see it, no one sees it because it isn't happening!  I guess it's all just bullshit!